water water everywhere

In real life, my toilet was acting funny last night. So of course, I dreamt about it. In this dream I was flushing and everything started to rise. Tampons and pee just starting to rise and overflow.

What I conclude from this dream is my life is getting a little overwhelming. I am keeping things bottled up a bit right now so I think it's my body and brain's way of saying let it flow! I'm bubbling over.

911 call-police win

What does it mean if you dream you call 911 and get disconnected? You bank on them calling you back, but they never do. I guess I've lost trust in dispatch personnel.

I was also at the gym and where they keep all the treadmills and ellipticals, turned into tens of pool tables. I saw Lauren there and asked her to play with me. She refused. I was very sad after she said no.

Later in the dream I was with a bunch of my friends and we had a run in with the police. We were on what looked like the hi-way next to Malibu. It was dark and I was with about 15 friends. They all got lined up across the street while I tried to reason with the police. Then all the police whipped out their machine guns and I started running for my friends to warn them to duck. I didn't get there in time and the police blew them all away. I fell to the ground and felt hopeless and devastated.

All of a sudden, my next memory is I ended up in a sandbox. Amber was with me. We were waiting in Chula Vista. Snoop Dogg walked by and I said hello. Amber was shocked I knew him, but I just played cool.

new iPod

My dream yesterday had a new invention. The wooden iPod! I remember holding it. It looked just like the mini I have, except it was made of grainy wood. The purpose? Because wooden iPods are more sensitive to the environment. It worked very well.

big party

I'm at my old house in San Diego and decide to have a huge party. My parents were out of town, so I wanted to get crazy. I invited two or three hundred people over. I remember they called on an old phone we used to have. Everyone got quiet because I thought I would get in trouble if they knew I had people over. After the call, I see Justin, a guy I work with (in real life). He was smoking a cigarette and filling up his beer at the keg. I asked him if he was having fun and he told me he was about to fight a guy. I told him no, you aren't, because I figured if there was a fight, the cops would be called. I grabbed him by the hand and told him to have his wife pick him up. Then I saw a bunch of people in trailers parked in the front and were going to spend the night. I finally got everyone out and the place was a mess. But for some reason I figured it was manageable. There were beer cans everywhere and buckets of smoked cigarettes. Philo was there and had a great time. While I was cleaning up the next day, I was watching KJCT and Eddie *our meteorologist * was on tv and was wearing sunglasses.

7 hr nap

My normal Friday routine consists of getting off work around 10am and doing this or that before a nap. I fell asleep today at 1pm and decided not to set my alarm because I wanted to just let myself sleep. I usually wake up naturally around 5pm when I do this and sometimes earlier so I figured it wouldn't be a problem. I woke up at 7:45. Oops.

All I remember from my dream was I was dating the Bradley Cooper from the Hangover and he came over to my house to hang out and had a little baby. He said his friend's friend's ex-boyfriends mother-in-law something needed a babysitter. The baby started to spit up so it put it in a thorny bush face down. I guess this means I'm rejecting commitment??

Later I met up with Megan, Haruka, and Becky (used to hang out with them in high school) and Eddie from Colorado. We went to a bar here in Grand Junction and were all slapping each other's butts. So Eddie follows suit and grabs a guy's butt at the bar. Apparently he went too far because the guy wanted to fight him and so we all left. But the rest of the dream Eddie kept trying to make the guy listen to his apology. I told Eddie leave it alone, he's a riled up homophobe.

The third part of my dream I think reflects on my day. Initially I wanted to wake up from my nap and clean my house because it's pretty messy. But I woke up too late and I'm going out tonight. In my dream, Drew from work was commenting on my living arrangement. He said, "I've never seen a room so messy ever." This embarrassed me so I called my mom for back up. She came over and everything looked perfect. Karla, my boss came over too and brought one of those circular racks from retail stores. She told me she had some more appropriate clothing for me to wear.

Short jail sentence

Lauren and I were driving from Alabama to Texas and got pulled over. The police separated us, arrested her, and ticketed me. I can't remember what we got in trouble for. When she left her car on the side of the road, I had to bike all the way to Texas. Don't know where the bike came from. I called her and she told me she was getting out of jail and didn't have to pay anything. I love that in dreams you often are all-knowing. After she got her car back she decided she wanted to get "purple and olive green breaks."

three-parter: confidence, struggle and letting down a friend

I did a live shot and I was going to say on air what KKCO (one of our competing stations here) was reporting to show how they were incorrect when all of sudden I saw millions of hellicopters in the sky. So I flipped the camera up and got "the best shot ever" of them circling and swirling like fireflies. They were arresting the President of China and he was really ill. The story was huge in Grand Junction because he was wanted for some sort of affair.

I was at the Las Vegas airport and couldn't board my flight to SD because I had lotion in my bag. I saw Danie, Emma and Dallas in the airport. All of a sudden I was hanging out making jewelry with my old teach Jim and his daughter. She told me she wanted to go to the strip (she's five). Of course I told her it was the best place ever. I said there were all the rides and candy you could ever want. I guess that translates for adults too.

The worst and most memorable part of my dream was my tardiness to Suzi's wedding. I was late because I had to work the 5 and 6 o'clock shows. Katie did the weather, which was really strange. Her mic wasn't working the entire time so more or less she was miming the weather. Don was anchoring. The show was taking place on Newport Ave. When I got to the wedding at Point Loma Assembly, Suzi looked amazing! But she was sobbing because I missed the whole ceremony. I felt awful because there is no replay for a best friend's wedding! I later met her husband and gave him a congratulatory hug. He was an ex-porn star. It was one of those dream moments where you're thinking, this makes perfect sense! I'm sure the Lindfelt's would be so proud.

My New Thing

So I've decided, I am going to start my second-ever blog. Don't really care if anyone reads it, but I have many people who enjoy hearing my dreams (or at least they tell me so) so I figured, hey I'll share the randomness. To clarify. This blog will not record my future dreams, but the ones that come when I sleep! I will do this blog for two reasons. One, to remember the little stuff--the day to day. Two, to write.

I'm starting this blog today because I found out that I will be attending a dream seminar here in GJ. I am super pumped and can't wait to learn about the stuff I love to think about.

Past dream highlights that always make me smile:

1) Jumping off Sunset Cliffs and flying

2) Being in a parade, stuck inside a giant green mold of Jello. The queen of England was there.

3) The channel 10 news logo playing scary music in the background and coming at me. I proceeded to run into the warm mouth of an alligator. And realize I messed up. Die.

4) Affair with Matt Damon. Never actually got to sleep with him. I always skipped over that part!

5) One of many dreams I notice I'm naked, then flaunt it.

This blog will not hold much back. So don't read it if you don't want honesty, creativity or crazy mind stuff! Sweet dreams!